[intro]
D# | D# D#
D# | D# D#
[verse]
Well it was just
D# A# G#
5 guys on a night out
Cm G# G#
Looks like they could box your lights out
D# A# G#
Insatiable hunger
Cm G# G#
Looking for the one they could take home right now
D# A# G#
They're all getting salty
Cm G# G#
Wanna be sonic, but they're just not fast enough
D# A# G#
Wanna be that Mac Daddy
Cm G# G#
But this Game of Thrones is just too tough
[bridge]
Fm A#
You can't be the king if you taste like shit
D# Cm
The other 4 guys don't mind a bit
Fm A#
And these Randy Bo Bandy's are so demanding
D# Cm
Knock that pat flat but I'm still standing
Fm A#
Wendy's just another silly girl I knew
D# Cm
But those days are all long gone
G# G# A#
If you were right the first time then how could you be wrong?
[chorus]
D# G#
Oh, you're 23 years old now
Cm G#
Stick with what you know
D# G# Cm A#
The burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go
D# G# A# Cm
Oh, it's comfortable and inviting and it won't tell you lies
G# A#
I want that bacon cheeseburger with those damn good fries
[instrumental]
D# | A# G#
Cm | G#
D# | A# G#
Cm | G#
[verse]
Well I was just
D# A# G#
Feeling kinda greasy
Cm G# G#
Backstreet feels kinda sleazy
D# A# G#
Prices hiked as high as your tights
Cm G# G#
And I can't help just feeling queasy
D# N.C.
Thank God it's Friday
Cm G#
Said nobody ever as we all flew out the door
D# A# G#
Acting up like a dairy queen and a
Cm G# G#
size queen's always wanting more
[bridge]
Fm A#
KFC? More like JFC
D# Cm
I wanna try something new to me
Fm A#
In with excitement, out with scoff
D# Cm
This disappointment can fudd ruck off
Fm A#
Annie might be fun, but I'll never shack
D# Cm
If I die before then of a heart attack
G# G# A#
If there's never a first time, then how can I come back?
[chorus]
D# G#
Oh, you're 23 years old now
Cm G#
Stick with what you know
D# G# Cm A#
The burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go
D# G# A# Cm
Oh, it's comfortable and inviting and it won't tell you lies
G# A#
I want that bacon cheeseburger with those damn good fries
[instrumental]
D# | A# G#
Cm | G#
D# | A# G#
Cm | G#
[outro]
D#
Have your burger however you like
G# A#
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
Cm
I'm just looking for the right one for me
G# A#
Don't care how it long it takes to find
D#
However you like
G# A#
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
Cm
I know she's the right one for me
G# A#
Takes the stress away from the daily grind
D#
However you like
G# A#
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
Cm
I'm just looking for the right one for me
G# A#
Don't care how it long it takes to find
D#
However you like
G# A#
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
Cm
I know she's the right one for me
G# A#
Takes the stress away from the daily grind